Liar liar tongues on fire 👅

Quite literally, if someone in your life is slandering you with malicious lies? An upcoming court case that you know isn't truthful? or maybe even a bitter ex who just can't keep your name out of their mouth?  It would be a joy to see some justice served, words spoken that make no sense? A tongue that hurt everytime they said a lie about you?  used with real beef tongue and nailed shut to stop the b.s once and for all!!